my favourite kind of friendship is one where there’s a mutual understanding of the fact that we both have our own lives so we won’t be able to talk or hang out all the time but when we do talk or hang out it’s like picking up right where we left off
if i was a hamster trying to ask out a fellow lady hamster i would say ‘are you from amsterdam because hamster, DAMN!’. and not being able to do this is the number one reason humans suck
Should have got an Oscar
when your friend does something embarrassing in public
|—||Jillian Medoff (Hunger Point)|
teacher: why are you late?
|—||ancient proverb from a bitchass friend (via trust)|
people trust me with their children